Sunday, July 3, 2011

Episode 94: Japanese Men Love to Wear Diapers

Episode 94: Japanese Men Love to Wear Diapers

Some of you might think this is a weird story and it is.  I live in Japan.  I know these people, and the men love to wear diapers, and even show them off.

Here is the story!

Nope, these are not little boys diapers.  These belong to proud Japanese men.  Even the Emperor wears these as the Empress likes them.

If Japanese men get really drunk during the winter after drinking Asahi Beer, Sake, or Shouchu, they go outside and give each other diaper wedgies.

Diaper Matsuri Fetish Wrestling with Wedgies.

It all starts at a very young age.  Fathers do not know how to change a baby`s diaper, but they do know how to change their own.  Some men even urinate in them I was told.  They smell foul on the train.  Stinky (Unko)  (PooPoo) is even worse.

Kan Shusho as a young lad.  Diaper Origami Folding King.  He made his money this way.

Prime Minister Kan of Japan is a club leader of diaper origami folding.


Wearing one sock and fighting in the kitchen and of course wearing a diaper,  is a ritual done before mashing sushi under one`s arm pits.


Arm Pit Sushi Dance with 1 Sock
Diaper dance clubs are big time in Japan too.


Diaper Dance and Karaoke Club


That really annoying dude that goes by the name of Ozawa only cares about money, food, and power.  That is why everyone hates him.  He does not care about the great Tohoko Earth Quake, nor the people of Fukushima. He is a pig.
I have even found and exclusive picture of him as a young man.  Not very clear, but here he is wearing a diaper and a training bra.


Ichiro Ozawa in a Bra and Diaper
Blatant Lie.  Ozawa only wants to save himself and become the Prime Minister.


The Diaper Doggie Parade is a big event all over Japan.  This is the start of the parade.


Cousin It




These are two judges that look over the aesthetics of the diapers worn, and weigh all other aspects of the principles and elements of design.


Drinking and Judging by Japanese Babes is a given.

Here are two samples of excellent male diapers, but they are used.


Sprayed with "Glade" Air Mist to keep the stink down.


The following picture came from a Japanese Mens` Mensa Diaper page, but I could not figure out what the apple in the mouth is for.


GooGoo Lady GaGa

Japanese Diaper Line Dancing with Tunes by Michael Jackson is always a hit in the big cities. 




The Indignant Diaper Dance Iguanas




Here is another guy with an apple in his mouth, but I will leave it to your imagination to figure out what it is about.


She has 6 fingers!


Mr. Suzuki spent an abnormal time going through his diaper training.  He learned to love a stuffed doll during his 3 month initiation.


Dolls Name is Peko-chan


Some Diaper Practice Schools run by "Johnson & Johnson" dress their subjects up to look like real little babies.  They make videos of them and put them on YouTube.






One graduation ceremony requires you to go on stage and dance like an idiot. Cute girls wearing diapers vote for their favorites.  The winner gets the Golden Diaper Award.


Praise to the Shinto Diaper Gods


Babes in Toy Land




Some of the women teachers at the Diaper Schools practice on each other.  Kind of cute.


You be "Lady Gaga" and I will be "Casey Anthony"  Want to try the Chloroform Respirator?




Some of the older women take on the more difficult subjects.


Bottled Urine is soothing, if served at room temperature.


This guy, although only half Japanese was accepted on one condition.  Shave the legs!  He refused and got kicked out.


Did not shave his arms either.


His boy friend was very upset about it.


Mommy Mommy Mazakon


But soon enough they accepted a guy from France and he became happy again.  Here is his new French boy friend in diaper training.


Oui!  Oui! Weewee in my Diaper


Some schools are know as butt suck up or butt smelling crawlers. Kind of Creepy like Creeyp Crawlers, but a great way to go fishing and you are sure to catch something weird. 


Coach Sagamiono wears a suit during training sessions, but he wears a diaper too.


Freshman Class 2011


There class is known as the "Burger King" Buff Buns.  Have it your way is their motto.


These are their trainers.


College girls donate their time by volunteering to help train the Men.
The top graduates get to wear diapers like this.  They come in a variety of flavors...and colors.


Wet, succulent, "Big Mac" Coupon Diaper.  Coupons are printed on the ass.  The diaper is edible too.


Here is one of the world famous Korean Branches of Diaper Men.
They are know as the KKK.  "Korean Kimchi Kollection"


The "KKK"   Korean Kimchi Kollection.  Seoul Branch.


When this woman tried to attack a diaper parade, as she thought it was humiliating to her husband Mr. Yu Tanaka, they shot the killer Peking Duck at her.


Killer Peking Duck from Beijing off the boat.


They kicked her out and down a subway station in Harajuku, and gave her a t-shirt as a gift.


Looks really great on people with very dark arms.  Black Diapers with a white t-shirt.  Nice.


The only time you should not make fun of people wearing diapers if you see them on the street is if they look like this.


Japanese "Yakuza" Mafia Diaper Men.  Tough as the Unko stuck in their diapers, as they never change them except when entering Pachinko Parlors.


I think this girl would make a great diaper sensei.  Pamper me with Pampers.


"Pampers" Diaper Queen




And of course, Haruka Ayase would be a great Diaper Model.


Sexy Haruka Ayase
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6 comments:

  1. You come across as really stupid but really funny. Do you really live in Japan or do you just troll the net? Just wondering.

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    2. We are very funny, and know Japan well, as it is part of our blood. Enjoy and comment a lot.

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  2. All that he's saying is fake and he is a troll

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    1. Happy new year and get a sense of humor for 2013.

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